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[R45]

[quote6d8a5="The Black Pit"]Uhm, how about [b6d8a5]no[/b6d8a5]?[/quote6d8a5]blah, you messed it up, ah well

[SamG]

It's really hard to come up with useful or approved spam.

If only we could get TC to post more in [i2fc7d]this[/i2fc7d] thread. There's a guy who has the art of cloaked spam down pretty good.

[Pit]

Ah, but TC has the skill of [i04f3e]meaningful[/i04f3e] spam.

[SamG]

Well, I thought about that, and I couldn't decide if [i06c90]meaningful[/i06c90] and [i06c90]spam[/i06c90] could be put together - is it an oxymoron? I couldn't decide, so I just used [i06c90]cloaked[/i06c90].

Whatever it is, he's got it, and we could use it here, in this very thread. Lots of it. Several hundred pages worth.

[TC]

government intelligence.

[TC]

jumbo shrimp

[TC]

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[SamG]

Pit's right. What we have here is spam with a meaning. Deep, dark, hidden. From a sector in Teh.

SHS` would be/is proud of the improvement, I'm sure ...

[jackqu7]

*yawns and stretches*

[SamG]

C'mon. TC deserves more credit than that. Besides, I'd rather read 400+ pages of TC than 400+ pages of yawning ... and stretching. (Sorry, I lapsed into mimick movie mode there ... "running ... and screaming.")

TC, TC, he's our man!