When Will YOU Upgrade to phpBB3?

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Ferinos
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Re: When Will YOU Upgrade to phpBB3?

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I mean bug free so no-body can hack my forums without great difficulty, by which point I will be able to take their IP and scare the living crud outta them.

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jimmygoon wrote: I will the second a script comes out to migrate from phpbb2 -> phpbb3 rc?



same here :)

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Yes, well, I'm building the SCARE-THE-CRUD-OUTA-YOU MOD.
It will...
Gather the IP, USer-Agent, Screen size, Operating System, of the spammer... with that information, it will access a vast network of databases to gather more information such as...
Computer Serial Number, track it via GPS spyware installed onto his computer when he visited my forum, it will then be able to access his SSN, and his phone numbers, and personal email address, after which the system will automatically call the spammer every 5 minutes with a completely different message mean to scare the living crap out of any living being.

I'm still taking feature requests, so let me know if you have more ideas.
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Highway of Life wrote: Yes, well, I'm building the SCARE-THE-CRUD-OUTA-YOU MOD.
It will...
Gather the IP, USer-Agent, Screen size, Operating System, of the spammer... with that information, it will access a vast network of databases to gather more information such as...
Computer Serial Number, track it via GPS spyware installed onto his computer when he visited my forum, it will then be able to access his SSN, and his phone numbers, and personal email address, after which the system will automatically call the spammer every 5 minutes with a completely different message mean to scare the living crap out of any living being.

I'm still taking feature requests, so let me know if you have more ideas.

What about the ability to use government spy satellites to watch the spammer from above as he moves around?
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I'll get in touch with my buddy over at the CIA, he has a level 8 clearance, so he might be able to even give me access to the infrared satellite, but I'll have to contract them... that might be available for Version 2.

With the GPS Tracking, that should wet your appetite, so right now, I'm mainly looking for different ways to scare the SHHHH out of people.
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I mean scare the crap out of them in the real world pal. I ain't gonna track their IP or threaten to kill them or anything.

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I'll be upgrading to phpBB3 using RC1, as soon as I apply a couple of mods I want in place before using phpBB3 live. :)

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Re: When Will YOU Upgrade to phpBB3?

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Personally, soon as RC1 hits, that's when I'm fixing to starting my use of phpBB3 in my community.
One day, I'll remember to add my actual signature and avatar. I think.

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I take back what I said... I just did :mrgreen:

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