Conspiracy Theory - it will never come out!

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Conspiracy Theory - it will never come out!

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Its never going to be finished!!!!!! :(
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...or its just a broken script :mrgreen:

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All the "finished" software out there still has bugs. And the more complex the software, the more bugs it will likely have.

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Re: Conspiracy Theory - it will never come out!

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Not true.

The program that I just released has no bugs, and does exactly what is intended.

It's a php script specifically designed to do nothing.

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Re: Conspiracy Theory - it will never come out!

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Lastof wrote: It's a php script…
Not true.

According to SearchOpenSource.com, a script is a "sequence of instructions," and a program is a "specific set of ordered operations." I'm afraid your recent release does not qualify as either a script or a program.

Talk about a conspiracy…Lastof's cunning attempt to pull a fast one.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory - it will never come out!

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exit;
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Re: Conspiracy Theory - it will never come out!

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hmmm

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<?php
$noob = 'I say nothing interesting';
echo $noob;
?>
Olympus will appear ASAP. You guys just have to wait !!

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Post by ElbertF »

SamG wrote:
Lastof wrote: It's a php script…
Not true.

According to SearchOpenSource.com, a script is a "sequence of instructions," and a program is a "specific set of ordered operations." I'm afraid your recent release does not qualify as either a script or a program.

Talk about a conspiracy…Lastof's cunning attempt to pull a fast one.

Why not, the opening and closing PHP tags are instructions aswell.. They're specific, ordered..

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Re: Conspiracy Theory - it will never come out!

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And even then, is a sequence of zero items not a sequence?!?

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Re: Conspiracy Theory - it will never come out!

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rivaldo wrote: All the "finished" software out there still has bugs. And the more complex the software, the more bugs it will likely have.

I believe the implied statement is "All the 'finished' software out there that does non-trivial work still has bugs."

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Post by Lastof »

Well, uh, you think wrongly. He didn't say that, so he was incorrect.

Remember, the comment came from Mr "Olympus will not be released before the 30th November 2007," which I also declare to be incorrect.

Hence, using a "fair" and "unbiased" sample, of two, I can conclude that all his comments are incorrect.
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